Casting The Pod
This is not so much a blog today as a rather extended advert I’m afraid. I’m being horribly self-promotional today, and not in a way that means I’ll only refer to myself as ‘The Captain’ for all my hard work. No, in a way that means people on Twitter will probably hate me for the […]
Read moreTaxing Issues
DOLLARS, TAXES I swear taxes are the most boring thing in the world. The only thing more boring would be watching paint dry on taxes. Actually, that’s not true. That would at least contain the relief that you don’t need to do your taxes as they’re now covered in paint, or the fear that you […]
Read moreRock Ness Pt 2: A Rock Nessay
This is a sort of mega-blog today. Its going to be the sort of size of blog that if it were to fall on New York, there would be widespread panic as it ate buildings and crushed cars. People would be running away screaming ‘arrghh Blogzilla (or Blogjira if you prefer the Japanese version)’ as […]
Read moreRock Ness Pt 1
There’s something that feels hugely wrong about pre-writing a blog. Essentially the paranoid loon in me wonders if by typing such things it will determine what happens in my day in either some sort of cheap horror movie fashion or a more psychological Derren Brown NLP type way. More likely, I’ll be typing the same […]
Read moreHorseplay
Sometimes I think its hard not to class a day as an entire success. Yesterday for example involved buying a t-shirt with a robot on it, and making this horse out of items from my bedroom: TAKE THAT NEIL BUCHANAN! I think its impossible to not look at that and think, ‘there is the work […]
Read moreSam Buca and Friends
I don’t want to boast or anything, but I think I’m pretty good at drinking. Last night for example, I did a lot of it and I even mixed drinks, which is what you’re not meant to do, but I can cos I’m great. Me and my friend Rosie even drank sambuca which is made […]
Read moreBe More Of An AssHoll
Castings are an odd kettle of fish. I’ve probably blogged this before but I think the term kettle of fish is an odd kettle of fish. I mean, how many people keep fish in their kettle? Surely that would make all your tea taste weird? Get a goldfish bowl like everyone else freako. I have […]
Read moreYear Of Tha Boomerang
I’ll be honest, if Zach De La Rocha, Tom Morello or any of the other two members of Rage who’s names no one really knows asked me to jump, I would indeed say ‘how high?’ In fact, after watching them last night in Finsbury Park, I would happily jump most heights and places if they […]
Read moreCalm Like A Bomb
I AM GOING TO SEE RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE TODAY! I wanted to save writing about it till tomorrow but I’m such a bundle of excitable energy right now that there is a small chance I may implode and create a small black hole. This would really upset my parents as they’ve only recently had […]
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