I have written a new piece for Men’s FitnessMag about why health apps are the worst. Do have a read:   https://mensfitness.co.uk/fit-tech/comedian-tiernan-douieb-rages-against-the-machines/ 

In a move that has surprised even me, I wrote a piece for Men’s Fitness Magazine. Yes really. It’s about the joy of not running (but only after you’ve been for a run, obviously). Do have a read if you like: https://mensfitness.co.uk/fitness/comedian-tiernan-douieb-on-the-joy-of-not-running/

Running should only be acceptable when fleeing or chasing something. Whirring your legs along for any other reason just seems pointless when it is easily one of the worst, most dull ways to exercise. For starters, you have to travel somewhere even if you have no other reason to go anywhere that day, which is […]

I’ve never really liked the term ‘freelance’ for my job situation. The etymology of the word comes from the early 1800s where mercenaries would happily just fight for whoever paid them the most, which isn’t really what I do. Not just because I pretend to have some vague personal morals – I still baulk at a job […]

I’ve written another blog for WorkingDads.co.uk about podcasting and sausages. The headline plus picture looks suspicious which I entirely blame the editor James Miller for. Have a read at: https://www.workingdads.co.uk/daughter-working-dads-something-love/ 

I can’t post the whole thing because it’s not online and you should’ve bought the magazine shouldn’t you? But here’s a snippet of the piece:

Chuffed to have this little piece in Empire Magazine about watching Old Boy for the first time (the original not the ‘Josh Brolin isn’t Thanos so what’s the point?’ remake). You’ll have to buy it to read the whole thing, obvs but here is a sneak peek of the first few words and then a […]

The argument goes that there doesn’t need to be such a thing as a work-life balance because work is part of your life, which is a terrible argument. Eating is part of life but if you don’t have an eating-life balance you’d spend every second of your day scoffing your face and never go outside. […]

About 10 minutes into the children’s show about politics I’ve been touring for the last year and a half, ask the children to vote to either spend £100 on getting a friend of ours a wheelchair for his broken leg, or use it to buy 50 mosquito nets for countries suffering with malaria. This exercise […]