Lolitics Podcast – 18th December 2015
I do some new jokes, and a couple of older ones, on the latest Lolitics podcast, which also features new stuff from excellent host Chris Coltrane. Have a listen: http://www.chriscoltrane.com/media/podcast/season_2/Lolitics_Podcast_Episode25_-_Dec_19th_2015.mp3
Read moreNew Blog: President Trump
Inspired by ridiculous recent events, I’ve written a new blog which is a short story all about Donald Trump. Please have a read and share if you like: https://www.tiernandouieb.co.uk/2015/12/president-trump/
Read morePresident Trump
President Trump flicked idly through an Encyclopedia Britannica. He couldn’t pronounce the title, but he liked all the pictures and without this book that he found on the shelves of the White House, he would’ve known about so many other terrible things that existed in the world. As a result it was the only book he […]
Read moreBonus December T Mail
Sorry* to plague your inbox twice in one month but this is a quick important** message. Due to my own idiocy***, the tickets for my show filming in Jan went off sale over a week ago, despite there being quite a few left. Anyway, thanks to the lovely people at EventBrite they are now back […]
Read moreDecember T-Mail
Reindeer T-Fans (Deer, cos it’s December and reindeers yeah? Yeah? No? Oh.) It’s that most wonderful time of the year when the new Star Wars film and a the possibility of World War 3 lurks around the corner all to commemorate the birth of baby Santa Claus a few decades ago. Are you feeling Christmassy? […]
Read moreNOVEMBER T-MAIL
Howdy T-Folks* The other day L spotted a mouse in our kitchen. It scuttled across the kitchen top then disappeared, and hasn’t been seen since. However, in the past four days we’ve started to receive post for ‘Ms N Clerks’, someone who, to our or our landlords’ knowledge, has never lived here. Could it be […]
Read more’34’
Apart from her willingness to avoid tax or her oft complaints about being famous (hard life innit?), I have nothing much against Adele. Today her new single ‘Hello’ has been released, from her originally titled album ’25’, because she’s y’know, 25. The internet, as it’s prone to do, has gone bonkers over it, saying how […]
Read moreKnowing Everything About Nothing
Today I had the pleasure of being that expert on the news that has no idea what they’re talking about. You know the one? They’re asked all sorts of serious questions and they squirm slightly over a video link, and repeat themselves fifteen times while trying not to sweat profusely? Well, I played the role […]
Read more‘We’re safer with Nuclear Weapons’
Nine days ago I was standing in line at the Hiroshima Memorial Park Museum, looking at the remnants of a tricycle of a small three year boy who’d been outside when the atomic bomb was dropped on August 5th at 8.15am. His father found the barely alive child clutching the handlebars and trapped under the rubble […]
Read moreHow Dare They?
‘How dare all these refugees want to come over here and escape their terrifying war torn situations? I’ve been watching the reports on the news and I am disgusted that we are even beginning to let any of these other human beings shore up in the UK, instead of pushing them into the sea or […]
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