Endless Possibilities
Last night I made the stupid choice of watching this week’s Horizon program before going to bed thanks to a tweet from Dan Atkinson (@DanAtkinson). There should be a small warning on such things stating that if you are ‘of a large imagination but a small brain in terms of science understanding, then please refrain […]
Read moreArse Gerbils
Listen right, my brain hurts so you are going to get very little from me today. Its all self inflicted, well to an extent anyway. I definitely had some booze last night, so that much is my fault. However I don’t think I had enough booze to condone how shit I feel at the moment […]
Read moreSorry For Today’s Blog
Oh dear. I appear to have slept until now. I would say I feel guilty about wasting away half the day but I don’t. Ha ha. Take that all you parents who might say such things. ‘The Best Part Of The Day Is The Morning’. I reckon whoever invented that phrase either was an insomniac […]
Read moreLarge Amounts Of Nothing
I’m not sure if you ever have those moments of sheer self doubt? Those ones where you think ‘have I got it all wrong?’ This happens to me on a rather regular occurrence. Every time I go round a roundabout for example, I get the extreme fear that perhaps I’m going the wrong way, or […]
Read moreFuck You Monday!
I’m sure this has been brought upon by me constantly referring to how awesome Mondays are ever since I became a full time stand-up, but it appears today has taken that statement and reworked the concept of Mondays so it can fully kick me in the face with a triple punch of misery. They say […]
Read morePR Hartely
Today is my last day of being really really busy, then tomorrow I have no gigs, but still have to do work, and then I’m busy again. I like telling you I’m busy as it means you probably all go round saying things like ‘who’s busy? That Tiernan is, he is.’ And maybe you’ll go […]
Read moreGood Moaning
WARNING: This blog is all a bit moany. I apologise about this as I like to think of my blog as a hit of whimsy to start my day, but while some very good things happened yesterday, I feel they would make this blog a lot less exciting than to talk about the couple of […]
Read moreBowing Down
I’ve left myself 6 minutes to write today’s blog. I’ll admit, this isn’t really enough times to do a lot of things. For example, you need longer to cook a pie, watch a 30 minute program, scale a mountain or boil 3 eggs in succession. Thwo eggs yes, but not three. Unless you put all […]
Read moreLost The Plot
Today’s blog will be a short scene. Sometimes I get all dramatical on yo asses and today I’d like to share a piece with you that I like to call: How The Writers and Producers of Lost Made Season 6. SCENE 1. INT. LOST IDEAS ROOM THE WRITERS AND PRODUCERS OF LOST ARE SITTING AROUND […]
Read moreI Am An Idiot pt 2
Just to confirm yesterday’s blog, I am definitely an idiot. What kind of body clock insists on waking you up at 8.30am when you only made it home and to bed at 4am in the first place? An idiot’s body clock that what kind. Admittedly I managed to get back to sleep but I am […]
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