A Couple O’ Things
Gotta do shout words at brats again today, ahem, sorry, I mean do Comedy 4 Kids, so today’s blog is gonna be pretty tiny. Fire those bullet points cos here we go: EDINBURGH SHOW – I’ve finally started writing this and feel all a bit excited about it. Everytime I get too excited I remember […]
Read moreEndless Possibilities
Last night I made the stupid choice of watching this week’s Horizon program before going to bed thanks to a tweet from Dan Atkinson (@DanAtkinson). There should be a small warning on such things stating that if you are ‘of a large imagination but a small brain in terms of science understanding, then please refrain […]
Read moreArse Gerbils
Listen right, my brain hurts so you are going to get very little from me today. Its all self inflicted, well to an extent anyway. I definitely had some booze last night, so that much is my fault. However I don’t think I had enough booze to condone how shit I feel at the moment […]
Read moreSorry For Today’s Blog
Oh dear. I appear to have slept until now. I would say I feel guilty about wasting away half the day but I don’t. Ha ha. Take that all you parents who might say such things. ‘The Best Part Of The Day Is The Morning’. I reckon whoever invented that phrase either was an insomniac […]
Read moreLarge Amounts Of Nothing
I’m not sure if you ever have those moments of sheer self doubt? Those ones where you think ‘have I got it all wrong?’ This happens to me on a rather regular occurrence. Every time I go round a roundabout for example, I get the extreme fear that perhaps I’m going the wrong way, or […]
Read moreFuck You Monday!
I’m sure this has been brought upon by me constantly referring to how awesome Mondays are ever since I became a full time stand-up, but it appears today has taken that statement and reworked the concept of Mondays so it can fully kick me in the face with a triple punch of misery. They say […]
Read morePR Hartely
Today is my last day of being really really busy, then tomorrow I have no gigs, but still have to do work, and then I’m busy again. I like telling you I’m busy as it means you probably all go round saying things like ‘who’s busy? That Tiernan is, he is.’ And maybe you’ll go […]
Read moreGood Moaning
WARNING: This blog is all a bit moany. I apologise about this as I like to think of my blog as a hit of whimsy to start my day, but while some very good things happened yesterday, I feel they would make this blog a lot less exciting than to talk about the couple of […]
Read moreBowing Down
I’ve left myself 6 minutes to write today’s blog. I’ll admit, this isn’t really enough times to do a lot of things. For example, you need longer to cook a pie, watch a 30 minute program, scale a mountain or boil 3 eggs in succession. Thwo eggs yes, but not three. Unless you put all […]
Read moreLost The Plot
Today’s blog will be a short scene. Sometimes I get all dramatical on yo asses and today I’d like to share a piece with you that I like to call: How The Writers and Producers of Lost Made Season 6. SCENE 1. INT. LOST IDEAS ROOM THE WRITERS AND PRODUCERS OF LOST ARE SITTING AROUND […]
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