Glasgow Blogsplosion
I feel I may have shot my own leg off by promising a blogsplosion in today’s blog. I’m sure there’s a better more appropriate term for hindering yourself than ‘shot my own leg off’, including just saying that I’ve hindered myself, but as it is ‘shot my own leg off’ is going to be used. […]
Read moreIgnore This Blog pt 2
I warned you yesterday that today’s blog would be worthless, but here we all are. Lucky for you, you’re not actually ‘here’ as I’m sitting in Luton Airport’s departure lounge, a place that happily dances across the boundaries of being the skankiest rip off agents in the airport world and being ambassadors of the future. […]
Read moreIgnore This Blog pt 1
The next two days of bloggery are going to be very brief and probably somewhat dull. I’ve given you that forewarning, so if needs be, you can just turn back now and ignore things till Sunday. Go on. This is your only chance. Have you gone yet? Good. Idiot. Now everyone I shall reveal the […]
Read moreInternational Day of Awesomeness
I’ll be honest, I really didn’t want to blog today. I was aiming for a cheaty non-blog, whereby I would briefly mention how brilliant last night was, how un-brilliant my hangover today is, and how anti-brilliant staring at a computer screen is for the aforementioned hangover. I shouldn’t really call it a hangover as it […]
Read moreHappy Birthday Fat Tuesday!
You know those moments when something occurs that makes you feel really old? Often parents say its when their kids have birthdays, wondering just how time has flown by quite so quickly and where its all gone. Well today its my little comedy club’s 5th birthday which just seems completely mental to me. I mean, […]
Read moreHow To Make The Oscars Better: A Simple Guide
I’d entirely forgotten that the Oscars had happened last night until I switched on the TV this morning for my usual burst of This Morning. Handy that the show is titled the same as the time I watch it and I can’t help but feel it constantly deserves a small smattering of applause for such […]
Read moreNeddie Lizzard
I only have terrestrial television as people still insist on calling it. I mean, I’ve got freeview and all that but none of that Sky nonsense, or extra-terrestrial television as I call it. That’s right. I’ve decided if you’re all fancy and can rewind and fast forward the telly like you have evil magic powers […]
Read moreTrue Celebrity
Something really horrible happened last night. We’re talking really really wrong and horrible. Like up there with the worst things that have ever happened ever. I was watching the end of Jonathan Ross and Lady Gaga was on. No, wait, that isn’t it, despite her wearing a phone on her head and singing a song […]
Read moreGlasgoo Bloggery
I’ve written a blog already this week, but it’s up on another site and more specifically its all about Glasgow for the Glasgow Festival. Therefore I am going to be a big cheat today and redirect you over there to read that blog instead of this one today. Then hopefully if any of you are […]
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