Engaging Times
Me and Layla are now engaged. There you go. Its not like I haven’t been engaged before, but those times involved me being on the phone while someone else was calling and so was apparently very different. That also involved a ring, but it being a ringtone means it wasn’t as expensive and I can’t […]
Read moreGreen Witch
Its another nice day today. At some point this will have to stop otherwise the general British public will start to cheer up, the entire pessimistic ethos of the UK will disappear and then no one will want stand-up comedy. Or, more likely, just as we’ve got used to the weather being all lovely, it […]
Read moreParty Pooper
Layla has just told me that she has been using my deodorant for the last few weeks as hers had run out. Now, while I mostly am not too bothered about this, aside from perhaps that I will have to go buy more deodorant sooner than I should because she couldn’t be arsed to by […]
Read moreInconsistent Genius
Gotta run and do Comedy 4 Kids again today, so today’s blog shall resort to the old cheaty format of some bullet points for ye: – I am good at mini golf, sometimes. Paul Byrne says that’s called ‘inconsistent genius’ and once he’d told me that it reminded me that I am an inconsistent genius […]
Read moreHovey Petrol Age Politics
POLITICALS I like it when politicians all have a go at each other as it provides nothing but interesting results. This morning, Brown accused the Tories of basing their tax proposals on ‘myth’. Now, I don’t know about you, but along with comparing Cameron to a very popular television character Gene Hunt they seem to […]
Read moreA Passage Of Time
I got my tax forms through this morning. A large letter saying ‘open immediately’ and upon opening then tells you you have till October to do it. There really is nothing like false urgency. Maybe they are worried that if it stays within the envelope for more than 20 mins on arrival it’ll explode or […]
Read moreElective Thinking
So an election has been announced on the day that we had all pretty much been told an election would happen. Not much of a surprise really. I don’t really understand what it means that the Queen has to dissolve Parliament. I’d have thought it was a pretty insoluble building. Otherwise you’d have thought that […]
Read moreNewbies, Oldbies and Bees (No Bees)
Happy the Day Where Jesus’s Life Insurance Providers Sue Him For Fraud! A brief blog for Easter Montag today as I’m about to go an eat lunch at my parents. Despite the fact that I am still pretty full from yesterday’s antics at Layla’s family’s do, I am fully prepared to refuel again today at […]
Read moreSuper Doob
Happy Zombie Jesus Day everyone! Its today we all get together and celebrate the fact that like all the other denizens of the undead, Jesus rose again on this day (or one of the other days that is sometimes Easter Sunday, no-one’s really sure) and he went round asking his followers to eat his flesh […]
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