There is a bit of a unproven theory in the comedy world that when its a full moon, gigs tend to be more than a little odd. Its not an uncommon theory that people go a bit bonkers when the moon’s all big, round and shiny like Wayne Rooney’s face. For a start the Met […]
I was going to go for a run again today. Really. Promise. Thing is, my legs haven’t quite recovered from Monday’s jogalong yet and so I thought it’d be best to, er, rest them a bit more. Sure, I was all up for that ‘hey keep on keeping on’ or whatever it is cool people […]
The comedy part of my brain appears to have shut up shop since yesterday. Yes, yes, ‘what do you mean only since yesterday?’ Har-dee-har-har. Seriously, especially as my humour gauge is waning today, it closed up its comedy shutters at around midday yesterday and it hasn’t yet come back. I wish it had given me […]
I went for a jog this morning. I know, I know. What the hell was wrong with me? Turns it out its my health. My health is hugely wrong which is why after going all the way round Finsbury Park once at the sort of pace a sloth would overtake whilst sleeping, I had to […]
After driving 260 miles this morning, I now have three hours at home before heading off to drive another 60 miles to Cambridge. I’ll be honest, I want to do nothing more with my three hours than sleep, so let it be known, this blog is written with slight resentment. It’s all self resentment, don’t […]
In about 15 minutes time I will embark on spending most of the rest of today in a hot car. I will be driving said hot car, I won’t just be sitting in it in a pathetic David Blaine like stunt. Admittedly, most of his stunts are pathetic but at least there is a possibility […]
Today I shall be commenting on news things. Yes, you heard me. Except you didn’t as this is typed. You heard the voice in your head that you think is my voice. I hope its an apt representation. If not, then please imagine it as sort of James Earl Jones crossed with Tom Waits. Then […]
This is one of those weeks this week where funds are a little tight. As soon as Saturday passes, things will be all ok again, but up until then there is little cash for various things including necessities. Yesterday I had to wisely spend a small bit of cash on some food to sustain me […]
I’m gonna have a bit of a moan today. Moooaaa. There, that was a bit of a moan. Tee hee. No seriously. Its not often anything bothers me and to be fair this doesn’t bother me that much. Not as much as say, someone constantly flicking my face. That would make me really upset. Chances […]
Once again, much like the renegade master, I have somehow not left myself enough time to blog. Actually its not at all like the renegade master. He generally leaves enough time for most things, particularly giving power to the people. I often wonder if he works for N Power or something. I say I don’t […]