Bank Aaarghliday
Much like Hannibal from the A-Team, I do indeed love it when a plan comes together. Unlike Hannibal, I can’t really handle cigars as I inhale all wrong and feel a bit sick, and I don’t have a team of crack commandos who were sent to prison for a crime they didn’t commit. Or at […]
Read moreIron Filings
Its a bloody miserable day outside. One of those days where the weather has decided everything needs to be in more shades of grey than a film noir piece. Unfortunately it hasn’t added any of the spy suspense or intrigue of such a piece and instead everything just seems boring and mundane. Its like a […]
Read moreCrawling, Not Waving
Off to host the comedy at the Camden Crawl this afternoon so shall keep this brief. It should be much fun, spending hour after hour talking to all the passing trendy kids as they pop in to watch some hilarity before going off to watch brand new bands that are the coolest thing with names […]
Read moreFinal Debate: My Review / Tiernan Talks Back
This blog shall be in two sections. Firstly, my official clever, well informed and intelligent review of the political debate last night. Then, because several of you have asked for it, the brief return of Tiernan Talks Back. Oh yes. So here we go: The Final Debate: My Review by Tiernan Douieb aged 29 and […]
Read moreFull Mooning
There is a bit of a unproven theory in the comedy world that when its a full moon, gigs tend to be more than a little odd. Its not an uncommon theory that people go a bit bonkers when the moon’s all big, round and shiny like Wayne Rooney’s face. For a start the Met […]
Read moreEven Stevens?
I was going to go for a run again today. Really. Promise. Thing is, my legs haven’t quite recovered from Monday’s jogalong yet and so I thought it’d be best to, er, rest them a bit more. Sure, I was all up for that ‘hey keep on keeping on’ or whatever it is cool people […]
Read moreBrain Holiday Time
The comedy part of my brain appears to have shut up shop since yesterday. Yes, yes, ‘what do you mean only since yesterday?’ Har-dee-har-har. Seriously, especially as my humour gauge is waning today, it closed up its comedy shutters at around midday yesterday and it hasn’t yet come back. I wish it had given me […]
Read moreDriving Thoughts
After driving 260 miles this morning, I now have three hours at home before heading off to drive another 60 miles to Cambridge. I’ll be honest, I want to do nothing more with my three hours than sleep, so let it be known, this blog is written with slight resentment. It’s all self resentment, don’t […]
Read moreRemaking Do
In about 15 minutes time I will embark on spending most of the rest of today in a hot car. I will be driving said hot car, I won’t just be sitting in it in a pathetic David Blaine like stunt. Admittedly, most of his stunts are pathetic but at least there is a possibility […]
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