You Do It To Yourself
I don’t feel one hundred percent today. I don’t really feel thirty percent. In fact I feel so shit that thinking about percentages makes me feel a bit sick. Not only that but I appear to have broken my phone. It could have happened when I dropped it onto the hard piss stained urinal at […]
Read moreMystery Snail Trail
I have had too much sleep and seem to have overdosed on it. I have that horrible feeling where I know sleep is the last thing I need more of, but I’d quite like some. I imagine that’s how heroin users feel all the times. Not about sleep, just about heroin. Although I guess you’d […]
Read moreComedy Tits
Feel a bit shaken by a rather disturbing dream about an imminent zombie attack where I, along with 15 or so others, were holed up in a studio flat trying to survive the vast hordes of the undead that were coming to infect us with zombie germs. It all finished when J.D.Williams who played ‘Bodie’ […]
Read moreThe Day The Music Died
Who let Asher Roth do anything? He is the most offensive thing I’ve seen in ages. He makes me ashamed to be white and into hip-hop. Someone at the record company should have taken one look at Asher Roth and just told him straight that there was no way in hell he’d be allowed to […]
Read moreDamn God It’s Friday
Friday’s are generally hailed as a bit of a bloody great day all the way round the world. Its the end of the working week, usually spent with a pub lunch and very little happening until at 5pm when you go home knowing yo have two days of freedom with which you will do nothing […]
Read moreBrown Damaged
I can’t possibly tell you what happened in Derren’s show last night as firstly it would ruin it, secondly he would probably hunt me down and steal my memories or something if I did, and thirdly it would mean I would start thinking about how he did it all again. The last one is the […]
Read moreMind Benders
Im going to see Derren Brown’s new show tonight which has made me both very excited and also scared at the prospect of the brain damage I will endure. I have seen him live twice and both times have left me confused and feeling slightly mentally violated for ages after. As Corrie (who is the […]
Read moreTonight, Not Appearing at The Bloomsbury Theatre Is…
Another slightly rushed blog I’m afraid today. I have an audition in a few hours that I spent most of last night writing for and should probably still be writing on now but I’m dong this instead. If it appears I don’t have enough material I might just read this out and then show them […]
Read moreInappropriate Timing
Received my tickets this morning to go and see Blur in July. I am a little bit ridiculously excited about it. To be completely honest, I’m not sure what I’m more excited about, whether its seeing Blur live for the first time in years singing all the songs I bloody love, or whether its seeing […]
Read moreCrossbows and Catapults
Gotta work on my show for tonight so this blog shall be brief today. It’s going to take some time to work out what all the words are now they have been doodled into a series of animals and fuzzy snakes. I should have realised this would ultimately cause me more work when I was […]
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