Multi-blog
Today’s blog is split up into mini-blogs. This is because today’s blog arrives later than most and my brain has had time to wake up. Usually I write this blog as the first thing I do in the day. Admittedly that’s not until about 1pm, but still by that point in the morning (its still […]
Read moreTelly Hell
Proper blog today. Although it could easily be have been three paragraphs of me trying to figure out what random brain disease caused the British Comedy Awards to give Peter Kay the Oustanding Achievement in Comedy Award. I suppose it is an outstanding achievement that a man has released the same stand-up set on three […]
Read moreThe Myway Code
I’m sure sometimes many of you are driving along and you see a road sign and you think ‘well I haven’t looked at the highway code in many years, what does it mean?’ Well as an extensive driver myself, I have taken it upon myself to update you all in what some of those more […]
Read moreMy New Favouritest Thing
This is a non-blog today, mostly because today is filled with other busy things, and I got up later than I meant to. I seem to have lost my iPod again and so have spent large amounts of time looking for it. For something so filled with music, its amazing it doesn’t make any noise […]
Read moreCat vs Tree
Current tree versus cat scores stand today at: Cats (aka Rosie and Bella): 8 baubles(four smashed, another four detached and lost for sometime before we could find them again) Tree: 1 (slightly disgruntled cat when bauble fell on her head as she knocked it off the tree) Its fair to say the cats are winning […]
Read moreFUTURE MAN
It is international Pretend You’re A Time Traveller Day today, and as I am going to spend most of my day indoors writing, I won’t be able to run around pretending to be from a Dystopian future, nor would it be particularly sensible to host the whole of Fat Tuesday constantly screaming ‘WHAT YEAR IS […]
Read moreToday’s Outlook: Very Cloudy
I’ll be honest. Its a bit too early for me to blog. I don’t officially wake up for several hours which will make all the activities I’m meant to do this morning probably a tad shit. This is a shame as the entire reason I’m up this early is to do some fun stuff. Firstly […]
Read moreAnti-Fir Brigade
Thats it. I feel festive. I tried to resist as long as possible but a number of events yesterday have firmly secured that I feel all a bit Christmassy. This is probably appropriate around now especially as today is officially St Nicholas Day, which is when said saint goes round leaving little presents in children’s […]
Read moreKids Say The Funniest Things And Then I Steal Those Things
Gotta go teach kids stand-up again today, which once again will involve me being all a bit sleepy while I get asked if I ‘eat poo’ or ‘ wash my face in scrambled egg’ or any other number of seemingly insane questions. I quite enjoy this bit as it just provides me with easy material […]
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