I got woken up this morning earlier than I wanted to by some men putting a tree into a wood chipper outside my house. People that do these jobs never seem to care about those members of society (i.e me) who work at night and didn’t get to sleep till 3am last night. Admittedly it […]
Its a late blog today which I am sorry about, but it had to be late because I had two lunches to go to. Yeah that’s right. Two. That’s how I roll ladies and gentlemen. I roll like a fat man who’s had two lunches and is going down a hill. Both were awesome and […]
There is a man in my house. Its not me. I am here as well, but there is also a man. A man who is here to fix things. I’m not entirely sure what things needed to be fixed but Layla has left a list with words on it such as ‘sink’ and ‘TV’. These […]
Its Dr Seuss’s 105th birthday today. In his memory I am considering going to my gig tonight by foot or by cow or even by bike. Or even by Zike bike if I like. I don’t like. A Zike bike is stupid. I think that while the thought was there its just going to have […]
I love eating after gigs, mainly because I can never eat before them after an unfortunate incident with a pie an hour before a gig in Banbury. I say unfortunate incident, but it was the best pie I’ve ever had from (a place I have mentioned before) the incredible Pudding Face the Pie Place in […]
I discovered last night that I have a new favourite event to watch. Its not something I would have thought would be in my top 5 alongside good martial arts and animals attacking stuff (that clip with the Great White in Planet Earth is one of the best ever), but yesterday I was amazed to […]
I am sitting in someone else’s house, drinking tea and using their computer while they are not here. I’m allowed to do this because the someone(s) in question are my girlfriend’s sister-in-law and her nephew. Last night I got back from the gig so late though that I haven’t seen either of them and instead […]
I am pleased to say I am not hungover today and so very much owe you all a proper blog. The problem here is that spending a day hungover you tend not to do very much at all. Normally the day is spent feeling very sorry for yourself while smelling like the night before and […]
This blog will be brief. Lots of things happened yesterday but typing about them is overridden by my immense desire to crawl back under my duvet and hide from everything bright, loud and smelling remotely like booze. Let’s just say yesterday was a lot of fun, there was free booze and I achieved my intended […]
Remember that lack of willpower I wrote about yesterday? Well it danced into play once again and consequently I feel a bit crap today. Part of it is my inability to say no to being bought a drink and the other part is my liver, which seems to have completely given up on dealing with […]