Way Past Blog Time
This blog is stupidly late. Really stupidly late. It was meant to be done at 10am this morning, but stuff happened. Nearly all stuff happened because I stayed in bed longer than I should, didn’t do stuff last night and then couldn’t leave the pub because Chris Coltrane is too persuasive with his lack-of-debt money […]
Read moreThe Longest Day Of My Life
Today is all about some spring cleaning followed by going to see Watchmen. I’m not massively happy about the first bit but I like the end result so as long as I can avoid all the bits I hate doing – hoovering, cleaning the loo, washing up, cleaning anything – then I’ll be able to […]
Read moreHere’s one I prepared earlier…
Two gigs today, and the first one is Comedy 4 Kids which starts at 2pm meaning I have to leave at 11am. Rather than get up earlier to blog, this entry, in the Blue Peter sense, has been prepared earlier. About 9 hours earlier in fact, so in less eloquent terms, this verbal spew is […]
Read moreWorry and Glee
I keep seeing a lot of Graffiti Response Team vans around my area at the moment. The teams are dressed in full nuclear reaction boiler suit garb and they have a go at walls with big scrubbing brushes and the sort of venom you find only in heads of neighbourhood watch schemes. I’m not sure if this […]
Read moreJust Chipper
I got woken up this morning earlier than I wanted to by some men putting a tree into a wood chipper outside my house. People that do these jobs never seem to care about those members of society (i.e me) who work at night and didn’t get to sleep till 3am last night. Admittedly it […]
Read moreTwo Lunch Douieb
Its a late blog today which I am sorry about, but it had to be late because I had two lunches to go to. Yeah that’s right. Two. That’s how I roll ladies and gentlemen. I roll like a fat man who’s had two lunches and is going down a hill. Both were awesome and […]
Read moreThe Man Who Fixes Stuff
There is a man in my house. Its not me. I am here as well, but there is also a man. A man who is here to fix things. I’m not entirely sure what things needed to be fixed but Layla has left a list with words on it such as ‘sink’ and ‘TV’. These […]
Read moreSeuss Abuse
Its Dr Seuss’s 105th birthday today. In his memory I am considering going to my gig tonight by foot or by cow or even by bike. Or even by Zike bike if I like. I don’t like. A Zike bike is stupid. I think that while the thought was there its just going to have […]
Read moreLeeds Part 3: I am Teddy Ruxpin
I love eating after gigs, mainly because I can never eat before them after an unfortunate incident with a pie an hour before a gig in Banbury. I say unfortunate incident, but it was the best pie I’ve ever had from (a place I have mentioned before) the incredible Pudding Face the Pie Place in […]
Read moreLeeds Part 2: Angry Fight Lady Leeds
I discovered last night that I have a new favourite event to watch. Its not something I would have thought would be in my top 5 alongside good martial arts and animals attacking stuff (that clip with the Great White in Planet Earth is one of the best ever), but yesterday I was amazed to […]
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