Where’s Your Head(phones) (C)at?
My cats have chewed through my new pair of £25 headphones. Its one of those moments where they have no discernible excuse as to why I might let them off such a thing. The only way I would let them off from doing such a heinous pet crime is if one of these reasons was […]
Read moreAll Change
It was a day of all sorts yesterday. By that I don’t mean I was constantly indulging in a bag of licorice based sweets, as that would have proved severely dangerous for my blood sugars and also sick inducing after at least two bags. I reckon I could nail two bags easy if someone forced […]
Read moreBack to School
I’m going to back to my university today. Not in a hilarious-but-actually-sick-inducing teen movie type way where an older man goes back to his uni pretending to be young again, until the police realise and the whole film become far more sinister. No, instead I’m going to do a Q and A session with this […]
Read moreWhat a Seamus
Halloween is meant to be scary right? But its meant to be scary in the way zombies, ghosts and sudden jumpy horror things are scary. Its not meant to be scary in the ‘a member of the audience climbing onstage to punch you in the face during the show’ type scary. It wasn’t even a […]
Read moreHallow To You
Halloween is a really odd celebration isn’t it? I mean, while it started out as a pagan celebration signifying the ‘lighter side of the year’ becoming the ‘darker side of the year’, its somehow evolved into lots of people prancing around pretending to be monsters/creatures/sluts. I’m never sure how the last one gets in there […]
Read moreFriday Thoughts
Here are some thoughts for Friday: – I am home. I’m home for more than a few hours. This is brilliant. I can start to pretend I live here again instead of spending my life like some sort of service station enthusiast. I don’t know if those people exist, but I really hope they don’t, […]
Read moreHigh Tee-rnan
I’m paying £15 to use this ‘hi-speed’ internet and write this blog today, so I’m going to take my time with it. £15 is a lot of money for something that is generally free everywhere. I mean, its not free. People do pay for the webs, but £15 just so I can write abuse at […]
Read moreCast Offs
I got up at 8am today just do I could trek into town and sit, shoe and sockless, in front of a casting director, pick my feet and look confused. I should be pretty good at that. I often pick my feet. From my favourite feet shop. Sorry. I couldn’t resist that one. Seriously though, […]
Read moreHell Hotel
Oh God I’m tired. Stupidly stupidly tired. Yes the first part of tired inducing circumstances was my fault. I didn’t need to stay out drinking with Jim and local Wolverhampton peoples in a particularly empty Walkabout bar on a Monday night. I know that as you read back that sentence you will realise just how […]
Read moreWhat’s In A Name?
After a pretty awesome first show on the Jim Jeffries tour last night, various members of the audience very kindly came up to me to say they enjoyed my set. We had a chat and then they asked what my name was so they could look out for me. I said my name and it […]
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