Still My Bloody Space
I’m currently racking my brains for ways in which potato waffles are indeed ‘waffley versatile’. So far I reckon that as well as a food substance, they could be used as a tony portcullis for a breakfast based castle, as a fencing mask for someone with a tiny face, or maybe even as tiny windows […]
Read moreWilling Agoraphobe
Its a Friday, its raining, there is very little want to do anything at all. Unfortunately today is the day I start regularly gigging again. Its odd. I should be excited and looking forward to it all but I think I have managed to become some sort of wiling agrophobic. Here are the facts: My […]
Read moreYou’re Gonna Have To Trust Me
When driving home on the ever boring M4 last night, Tom Craine and myself were discussing the only aspect of missing a 9-5. It sounds bizarre that there should be any part of the general drudgery of day to day boredom, waking up early and being shouted at by management who spend most of their […]
Read moreMorning Has Broken
I understand the phrase ‘morning has broken’ now. We used to sing a hymn about it at school and its finally dawned (pun intended) as to what it means. The morning is cold, dark and full of grumpy people. I can only assume its broken and that back when it worked it was much nicer. […]
Read moreButter Me Up
News about what food is good and isn’t good for us is really tiresome. Every single week it appears there’s a new scare that carrots cause your face to disintegrate or too many cashew nuts make your spleen explode. Generally its not something I pay attention to and anyone who has seen my substantial gut […]
Read moreTwerrorism Chat Pooh
Once again, today is filled with many things I should be doing and due to some bad planning I’m doing this blog far too late in the day which means it’ll be a tad rushed. Not that they aren’t always a tad rushed, hence misspellings, grammatical errors or simply paragraphs of the sort of literature […]
Read moreSpurtle
I was saddened to learn yesterday on the news that hundreds of teenagers are jeopardising their careers by only having an 800 word vocabulary. I say saddened, but if this comedy lark ever goes wrong, it does mean there’ll be more job vacancies around for people like me who can talk properly, which is helpful. […]
Read moreVirtually Yours
I’m not one to blog about computer games as I often fear it would cause some of the readership to fall asleep, but the last few days of my life has been entirely taken up with the two new games I got for my birthday and so I felt it was appropriate. If at this […]
Read moreBusy Doing Nothing
Some quick blog notes for today as I am busy. Busy doing what you might ask? Well my two responses to you are: 1) back off nosey face and 2) busy doing nuttin’. This is possible. By nuttin’ I mean nothing. I’m not going round headbutting people, although that would take up quite a bit […]
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