Scratchin’, Trainin’ & Travellin’
DALE FARM I’m not going to get into the whole ethics of the Dale Farm situation as I feel its a bit beyond my understanding what with them owning half the land and the eviction being illegal and several other facts all mumbled jumbled up in the middle. What I don’t get though is that […]
Read moreGlee and Sigh
GLEEFUL TIMES Ok what will commence is some comedy type analysis, so if you find that mega dull, please turn your eyes away now. Not your heads, just your eyes. Yes, hard isn’t it? I’m hoping you’ll still see this in your peripheral vision and be drawn to its brightness and feel compelled to read […]
Read moreThat’s Magic
There are times when you have a career in comedy that you find yourself in a more than surreal situation. Last night at the Scip Mylo comedy festival was one of these when I found myself sharing a green room with Paul Daniels and Debbie McGhee. Paul has never really been off the circuit (as […]
Read moreBlinking Bears
I have just returned from a casting where I got to eat chocolate. I don’t think I did anything else right, but apparently the way I ate chocolate and looked pleased about myself post doing so was ‘perfect’. I hastened not to inform them that this was not at all acting and merely how I […]
Read moreFeroglobular Evil
FEROGLOBIN I have no idea what Feroglobin is, nor what it does but thanks to an advert on the tube, I can’t stop thinking about it. I don’t want any. Far from it. It sounds like some sort of drug you’d give someone to make them turn into a werewolf. Admittedly, that’d be cool if […]
Read moreLiving In A Shell
When there is a snail comfortably living under your sofa, I think its an indication that you need to clean the flat. It looked throughly upset to be disturbed, retreating into its shell with a look that almost conveyed dismay at the noise the hoover was causing and the upset and waking him up from […]
Read moreEmergency Drawer
This blog is being typed to the new brilliant Tron Legacy soundtrack. What that means is that whilst you may not have noticed it otherwise, it will have a sense of epic drama and sci-fi futuristicness that lingers in the background regardless of how dull the content may be. I have nothing exciting to blog […]
Read moreIkea, Youkea, Wekea, Neverkeagain
Its hurting to type this today as I have what I affectionately refer to as ‘Ikea hands’. Ikea hands are the result of any activity to do with said Swedish chain as it will no doubt involve at least some of the following: awkwardly carrying over heavy things; moving heavy things out of a constantly […]
Read moreKeep Moving
I’m currently stealing the wi-fi from my parent’s house to write this as our new flat currently has no internet powers. Knowing BT and how long these things seem to take it’s unlikely we’ll have the internet until 2012. Considering wi-fi just seems to just hang around in the air or space or whatever, I […]
Read moreOccupying The Occupiers
IMG_4969Originally uploaded by ucloccupation A pre-written blog today. Not that you’d be able to tell if I hadn’t put that. I doubt any of you read this blog as soon as it goes out and so technically, its always pre-written. Unless you were able to read the words as I typed them, it will never […]
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