Tickly Cough
I have a tickly cough. It is the worst sort of cough as its name suggests it might at the very least make you laugh. It doesn’t. It instead that other type of tickling. That type that’s done by someone who deems it appropriate to invade your personal space and try to tickle you despite […]
Read moreBusman’s Holiday
I’ve done a lot of walking today. There is a chance that had I walked anymore that I’d have had to buy the rights off of the Proclaimers to their most famous hit, and sing it proudly as I marched back from Holloway. It would have involve some odd stares and possibly violence directed towards […]
Read moreNot Very Novel
If I was an animal today, I’d be a busy bee. Not my ideal choice. Yellow and black is not this season. Having six limbs would make buying jumpers or trousers pretty hard – depending on which category you classed your extra two appendages as. Personally I’d have one extra of each. Therefore I could […]
Read morePreviews, Reviews and Cow Poos
PUMP ACTION I woke up this morning fully intending to go for a run and I didn’t, which now means I’m suffering from that horrible affliction of self guilt. No one else is making me feel guilty about it, but my own head is spending every few minutes taunting me about laziness. I have a […]
Read moreCyberbetic
I’m about to go and have the training I need to start using my diabetic pump. I’m quite excited and a little bit anxious about it all. Excitement is mostly due to never having to inject five times a day ever again. Anxious because there is a lot to learn, and I’m tired and a […]
Read moreJohnny Three Gigs
Just call me Johnny Three Gigs. Why? Well because you idiot, yesterday I did three gigs. Oh you were asking why you were calling me Johnny? Valid point. I have no valid reason to give. Now stop asking difficult questions. Yeah I did three whole gigs. How did they go? Well I feel I haven’t […]
Read moreBlame Pollen
My hayfever is stupid today. I think that would be the official classification from any doctor that I went to see as I was unable to complete any sentence due to rigorous sneezing. He would look at his notes, then look at me, dodge my sneeze and diagnose it as stupid. I’m really unhappy with […]
Read moreFriday Thoughts 3: Son of Thoughts
Some Friday thoughts: – How exciting is the US/Russia spy swap that’s going on in Vienna? I am refusing to read about it, because I like to believe its much like when kids swap Panini stickers and top US and Russian military are standing around saying ‘I’ll give you one master of espionage for one […]
Read moreWill Work For Lunch
I realised that I am a hugely contradictory person yesterday. No I’m not. Ha. That was failed joke number one of today’s blog. I received a text offering me a gig I’ve done before for a lot less money, and I turned it down on principal. Then I spent five hours in a radio studio […]
Read moreUnconsciously Conscious
Have you ever gone to sleep then dreamed about trying to sleep but not being able to, only to wake up to find you have slept and your brain was just being facetious? I awoke this morning to be completely surprised by the fact I had woken up. Shocked that, as I was !00% certain […]
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