Due to tweeting my sheer sadness at a Guardian think piece, and thanks to the very funny & quick photoshopping work of Tom Phillips (@Flashboy) the Giles Fraser game was created:

https://storify.com/TiernanDouieb/the-giles-fraser-game 

And it seems it’s a pretty popular game too!

http://www.nme.com/blogs/nme-blogs/play-the-giles-fraser-game-to-show-this-confused-guardian-columnist-the-joy-of-bowies-music