Very excited to announce that I’ve been given a peerage and I didn’t even have to pay £3m for it. The Official Monster Raving Loony Party have made me a Minister for Cheery Pessimism and I couldn’t be miserably happier about it. Here’s the official page:

https://www.loonyparty.com/0218/7671/our-new-minister-for-cheery-pessimism/