Strike Force pt 1
I have a feeling the next few days of blogs are going to be on the same theme, so I have pre-empted this by calling today’s blog ‘pt 1’, which also allows me to be far less imaginative on the title front. But let’s skip past my creative laziness and move to the hard stuff. […]
Gary Barflow
November 2011
Filed Under: Big Brother, Blog, Celebrity Big Brother, Comedy, Elmo, Gary Barflow, Gary Barlow, News
Right, wordpress has deleted this post once already today, so it’s possibly too rebellious for it, and they are maybe too worried about letting something onto the internet that may cause a ripple through the system. But fuck it, let’s try again. Mega thanks to @ShaneHudson on Twitter who is a saviour of the blog. […]
Zoo Chews
This is a bad week for blogs I’m afraid. After a cop out blog yesterday, it not only appears there won’t be a moment to blog tomorrow and, even worse, today’s have very little to muse over. Normally by this point in the week I’ll have been so riled up with something or other – […]
Slammin’ Eurocrisis
Some self PR today as it’s L’s birthday and we’re going for a day of fun times and birthday adventures. Jealous? You should be. So no real blog from me, but instead here are some things I put on the inter web yesterday in audio and visual times. I can’t work out how to embed […]
A Novel Blog
November 2011
Filed Under: 'Stories For The Nighttime, Alexei Sayle, And Some For The Day', Ben Loory, Blog, Books, Chuck Palahniuk, Comedy, Glen David Gold, News
I’ve just been out to buy a book. Yep. Like in the olden days. I bought it and the people in the shop put it in a brown paper bag just like in the olden days, and like in the olden days I walked out with it under my arm knowing I was about to […]
First Time Liars
November 2011
Filed Under: Bankers, Blog, Cameron, Clegg, Comedy, first time buyers, Get Britain Building, News
Today Cameron and Clegg announced that they will be backing 95% mortgages for first time buyers again. This news doesn’t mean a lot to me being self employed. I’ve already spent over 3 hours today trying to sort out car insurance I can afford to pay for, while still being able to eat every month, […]
Strangelets In The Night
I don’t know how most people blog write but I have two main methods when I crack on with my writing massive in a daytime. I don’t want to give away any secrets of the blogic circle or anything, so if you just believe I use some kind of creative wizardy to cough on my […]
Biomechanics
BIOMECHANICS Having a biomechanics appointment sounds awesome. I’d had an orthotics one, but never a ‘biomechanics’, which sounds a great deal more exciting. I mean that properly sounds like ‘we will rebuild you Steve Austin’ type of thing and as I went to the little clinic yesterday afternoon I was more than 99% sure I’d […]
Mind Numb
I’m sure I’ve complained about this loads in the last few weeks (I never re-read my blogs. True story. You could tell me that last week I wrote about that cyclops that killed my cat and I’d totally believe you), but I am stuck in a massive writer’s block. If Writer’s Block was a place, […]
Beanz Means Eyes
Less of a blog today, and far more of a plea for the memories of those that read this that are in their late 20s to early 30s. Should you fall outside of this category, don’t worry, you may still read on without fear, but let me warn you that I am about to describe […]