LONDON TYPES! What are you doing on the night of June 8th? Crying into your peas while watching Jeremy Vine prance around computer graphics like a crap Lawnmower man, contemplating what sort of dystopian future the next 100 years of Conservative government will bring?

Well don’t do that, and instead go and vote then come along to this, a much more cathartic solution to add a real hangover to the political one we’ll probably all have: